In the end, this universe is comprised of two essential components: that which is poop and that which is not. Do not close your mind to the fecal philosophy of excrement. Many turn their noses in repugnance of the overwhelming stench of truth. However, have you ever considered that there could be no sweet without stink? Open your heart, your soul, your life to the bright brown realm of poop. Let the constipation of your being flow out, and cleanse your conscious of any negative premonitions you may have held toward poop in your past life. You're gonna like the way you poop, I guarantee it.